{"id":553,"date":"2014-03-28T10:05:23","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T10:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuto.bk-ninja.com\/?p=553"},"modified":"2014-03-28T10:05:23","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T10:05:23","slug":"skills-every-dj-must-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/2014\/03\/28\/skills-every-dj-must-has\/","title":{"rendered":"Skills every DJ must has"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>The Deep South<\/h1>\n<p>You, a bobsleder!? That I&#8217;d like to see! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Morbo will now introduce tonight&#8217;s candidates&hellip; PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo&#8217;s good friend, Richard Nixon. Kif might!<\/p>\n<h2>Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?<\/h2>\n<p>No! The cat shelter&#8217;s on to me. Ask her how her day was. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Well, let&#8217;s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Actually, that&#8217;s still true.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.<\/li>\n<li>We can&#8217;t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!<\/li>\n<li>I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!<\/li>\n<li>Ah, the &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; soundtrack!  I can&#8217;t wait til I&#8217;m old enough to feel ways about stuff!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The Problem With Popplers<\/h3>\n<p>These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I&#8217;ll rest easier not knowing where they are. There, now he&#8217;s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best.<\/p>\n<h4>Mars University<\/h4>\n<p>You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Check it out, y&#8217;all. Everyone who was invited is here. And I&#8217;d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You guys aren&#8217;t Santa! You&#8217;re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?<\/li>\n<li>Belligerent and numerous.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Insane in the Mainframe<\/h5>\n<p>Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Fry! Stay back! He&#8217;s too powerful! That&#8217;s a popular name today. Little &#8220;e&#8221;, big &#8220;B&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Deep South You, a bobsleder!? That I&#8217;d like to see! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Morbo will now introduce tonight&#8217;s candidates&hellip; PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo&#8217;s good friend, Richard Nixon. Kif might! Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}