{"id":547,"date":"2014-03-28T10:00:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T10:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuto.bk-ninja.com\/?p=547"},"modified":"2014-03-28T10:00:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T10:00:15","slug":"dirt-bike-national-tour-starts-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/2014\/03\/28\/dirt-bike-national-tour-starts-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirt bike national tour starts tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Put Your Head on my Shoulder<\/h1>\n<p>Oh God, what have I done? There, now he&#8217;s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Bender?! You stole the atom. That&#8217;s a popular name today. Little &#8220;e&#8221;, big &#8220;B&#8221;?<\/p>\n<h2>Insane in the Mainframe<\/h2>\n<p>And I&#8217;d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I had more, but you go ahead. And I&#8217;d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. You, a bobsleder!? That I&#8217;d like to see!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.<\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!<\/li>\n<li>Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best.<\/li>\n<li>Is today&#8217;s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>A Pharaoh to Remember<\/h3>\n<p>All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit&hellip; that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m transferring to business school! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Yeah, lots of people did. Moving along&hellip;<\/p>\n<h4>Fry and the Slurm Factory<\/h4>\n<p>So I really am important? How I feel when I&#8217;m drunk is correct? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Bender, I didn&#8217;t know you liked cooking. That&#8217;s so cute. Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!<\/li>\n<li>Actually, that&#8217;s still true.<\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s a popular name today. Little &#8220;e&#8221;, big &#8220;B&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>Actually, that&#8217;s still true.<\/li>\n<li>I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh&hellip; also, comes with double prize money.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>A Fishful of Dollars<\/h5>\n<p>Fry! Stay back! He&#8217;s too powerful! I found what I need. And it&#8217;s not friends, it&#8217;s things. Actually, that&#8217;s still true. Our love isn&#8217;t any different from yours, except it&#8217;s hotter, because I&#8217;m involved. Bender, hurry! This fuel&#8217;s expensive! Also, we&#8217;re dying! Bite my shiny metal ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put Your Head on my Shoulder Oh God, what have I done? There, now he&#8217;s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":548,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}