{"id":540,"date":"2014-03-28T09:56:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T09:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuto.bk-ninja.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2014-03-28T09:56:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T09:56:41","slug":"word-rally-racing-cup-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/2014\/03\/28\/word-rally-racing-cup-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Word Rally Racing Cup 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela<\/h1>\n<p>Yeah, lots of people did. Leela&#8217;s gonna kill me. Now what? Morbo will now introduce tonight&#8217;s candidates&hellip; PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo&#8217;s good friend, Richard Nixon. Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best.<\/p>\n<h2>A Clockwork Origin<\/h2>\n<p>Bender, I didn&#8217;t know you liked cooking. That&#8217;s so cute. It must be wonderful. Stop it, stop it. It&#8217;s fine. I will &#8216;destroy&#8217; you! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh, I think we should just stay friends.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There&#8217;s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!<\/li>\n<li>Morbo can&#8217;t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that&#8217;s shaped like a man wearing a hat.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Less Than Hero<\/h3>\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. Can I use the gun? Ah, the &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; soundtrack!  I can&#8217;t wait til I&#8217;m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Morbo can&#8217;t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that&#8217;s shaped like a man wearing a hat. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own!<\/p>\n<h4>Leela&#8217;s Homeworld<\/h4>\n<p>Bender, this is Fry&#8217;s decision&hellip; and he made it wrong. So it&#8217;s time for us to interfere in his life. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh&hellip; also, comes with double prize money. You, a bobsleder!? That I&#8217;d like to see!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Bender, this is Fry&#8217;s decision&hellip; and he made it wrong. So it&#8217;s time for us to interfere in his life.<\/li>\n<li>Oh God, what have I done?<\/li>\n<li>And I&#8217;d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Leela&#8217;s Homeworld<\/h5>\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. Bender?! You stole the atom. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. We&#8217;ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we&#8217;ll go home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela Yeah, lots of people did. Leela&#8217;s gonna kill me. Now what? Morbo will now introduce tonight&#8217;s candidates&hellip; PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo&#8217;s good friend, Richard Nixon. Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best. A Clockwork Origin Bender, I didn&#8217;t know you liked cooking. That&#8217;s so cute. It must be wonderful. Stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":545,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}