{"id":478,"date":"2014-03-27T08:09:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T08:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuto.bk-ninja.com\/?p=478"},"modified":"2014-03-27T08:09:34","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T08:09:34","slug":"battlefield-4-pc-game-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/2014\/03\/27\/battlefield-4-pc-game-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Battlefield 4 PC game review"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>A Pharaoh to Remember<\/h1>\n<p>For the last time, I don&#8217;t like lilacs!  Your &#8216;first&#8217; wife was the one who liked lilacs! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Calculon is gonna kill us and it&#8217;s all everybody else&#8217;s fault!<\/p>\n<h2>Obsoletely Fabulous<\/h2>\n<p>Calculon is gonna kill us and it&#8217;s all everybody else&#8217;s fault! And then the battle&#8217;s not so bad? When will that be? But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I&#8217;m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now &#8216;I&#8221; have to pay &#8221;them&#8217;!<\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s not soon enough!<\/li>\n<li>The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.<\/li>\n<li>Okay, I like a challenge.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The Why of Fry<\/h3>\n<p>Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be&hellip; That&#8217;s not soon enough! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Say what? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Now what?<\/p>\n<h4>The Deep South<\/h4>\n<p>Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine.  He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I didn&#8217;t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I&#8217;ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I&#8217;m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now &#8216;I&#8221; have to pay &#8221;them&#8217;! You can crush me but you can&#8217;t crush my spirit! Why not indeed! Take me to your leader!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>No, she&#8217;ll probably make me do it.<\/li>\n<li>Ask her how her day was.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Teenage Mutant Leela&#8217;s Hurdles<\/h5>\n<p>Oh Leela! You&#8217;re the only person I could turn to; you&#8217;re the only person who ever loved me. Why not indeed! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine.  He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. No, just a regular mistake. I don&#8217;t want to be rescued.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Pharaoh to Remember For the last time, I don&#8217;t like lilacs! Your &#8216;first&#8217; wife was the one who liked lilacs! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Calculon is gonna kill us and it&#8217;s all everybody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2898,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}