{"id":2873,"date":"2014-03-30T09:30:23","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T09:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storm1.bk-ninja.com\/?page_id=2855"},"modified":"2014-03-30T09:30:23","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T09:30:23","slug":"full-width-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/full-width-page\/","title":{"rendered":"Full-width page"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Leela&#8217;s Homeworld<\/h1>\n<p>You&#8217;re going back for the Countess, aren&#8217;t you? Oh yeah, good luck with that. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Well, let&#8217;s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.<\/p>\n<h2>War Is the H-Word<\/h2>\n<p>Ummm&hellip;to eBay? Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of &#8216;will&#8217;? Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I meant &#8216;physically&#8217;. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?<\/li>\n<li>Tell them I hate them.<\/li>\n<li>Our love isn&#8217;t any different from yours, except it&#8217;s hotter, because I&#8217;m involved.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Love&#8217;s Labors Lost in Space<\/h3>\n<p>Our love isn&#8217;t any different from yours, except it&#8217;s hotter, because I&#8217;m involved. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars. Explain that. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh sure! Blame the wizards!<\/p>\n<h4>Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?<\/h4>\n<p>Yeah, lots of people did. I&#8217;m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn&#8217;t alive to see this day. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Meh.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I&#8217;m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now &#8216;I&#8221; have to pay &#8221;them&#8217;!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Love and Rocket<\/h5>\n<p>No! The cat shelter&#8217;s on to me. For the last time, I don&#8217;t like lilacs!  Your &#8216;first&#8217; wife was the one who liked lilacs! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh&hellip; also, comes with double prize money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leela&#8217;s Homeworld You&#8217;re going back for the Countess, aren&#8217;t you? Oh yeah, good luck with that. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Well, let&#8217;s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. War Is the H-Word Ummm&hellip;to eBay? Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best. Look, everyone wants to be like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2873"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themeproducers.com\/wordpress\/storm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}